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Mystic Toilet

Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.
I've put 800 exotic Greatswords in the Mystic Toilet. Still no Dawn or Dusk.
by Aendaeron Bluescale November 23, 2013
mugGet the Mystic Toiletmug.

toilet tricks

Any sexual act on a toilet
Me and me girl did toilet tricks last night.
by Trome November 30, 2017
mugGet the toilet tricksmug.

toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
mugGet the toilet funeralmug.

peace toilet

When your body is in pain for any reason (drinking, drugs, bad food, sick) you might need peace toilet when you spend anywhere from a few minutes to hours, ideally naked, on the toilet with no interruptions.
my body is not happy, I am going to the peace toilet and I don't know how long I'll be!
by mcd0we11 March 19, 2011
mugGet the peace toiletmug.

School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.
Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
mugGet the School Toiletsmug.

toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode
projectile dirrrhea
by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003
mugGet the toilet paintingmug.

Nigga toilet

To describe an undesierable situation.
Man, Becky was nigga toilet at giving head.
by Yoinkdoink333 June 13, 2019
mugGet the Nigga toiletmug.

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