Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.
I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.
by Eneshi April 18, 2018
Get the Toad Spitmug. by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013
Get the Brown Toadmug. The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen
by REEzardRamen July 5, 2022
Get the the almighty Toadmug. A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005
Get the floppy toadmug. 1) Describing someone who, in a technology state, would steal someone elses work with their permission; but it was forced upon them.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.
1) "That kid Tim is such a Code Toad, he forced Kevin to give his visual basic project to him."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."
by Tim Andres June 17, 2006
Get the Code Toadmug. During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.
Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.
by Onlypudge November 30, 2011
Get the Slippery Toadmug. by Bubbathearkie February 7, 2019
Get the Toad Floatermug.