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Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."
by NotNix October 29, 2009
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SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up
woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN
by Trigga- awesome one October 20, 2010
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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shitty to the bone

It means someone is so bad they were bad all the way through… Bad to the bone.

It can mean how drunk you got the night before.
Did you check out Bob last night? Oh man he was shitty to the bone.
by Junior Jelly Giant October 30, 2022
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2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.
My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!
by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025
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Shits going to get tasty

When an event or something is going to reach an exciting climax.
Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait
by Winning Guy April 29, 2011
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Toshitba

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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