Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."
by NotNix October 29, 2009
Get the Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better mug.woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up
by Trigga- awesome one October 20, 2010
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to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
Get the two shits to a candlestick mug.It means someone is so bad they were bad all the way through… Bad to the bone.
It can mean how drunk you got the night before.
It can mean how drunk you got the night before.
by Junior Jelly Giant October 30, 2022
Get the shitty to the bone mug.The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.
by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025
Get the 2 shits to sunday mug.Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait
by Winning Guy April 29, 2011
Get the Shits going to get tasty mug.1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.
2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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