Masturbation

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.

Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.

by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023

Masturbate

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously

The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo

by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021

masturbation

when someone plays with their genitals for pleasure

masturbation example pov:

i moan as i push the thick marker into my wet pussy. it feels like a hard solid dick fucking me and I quickly push it in and out of me. My pussy is clenching around the useless object, and I use my other hand to rub my swollen throbbing clit. “Daddy ohh please fuck me harder” i moan to absolutely no one. I rub my clit harder and faster desperate for more, and my creamy pussy is starting to feel numb from this euphoric sensation. I pump in and out faster and faster, and finally, i feel the wave of orgasm hit me. My pussy is now all beaten up but I loved it.

by sicklysweet September 30, 2022

Masturbate

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends

Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.

by jewish rebel March 31, 2021

masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by Downstrike September 19, 2006

Masturbation

Mass Murder of tiny defenseless Sperm

If Masturbation is Mass Murder then does that make someone who Masturbates EVIL

by Anomynose October 19, 2017