Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022

brexit

the act of absolutely snapping someone in half on the football pitch

Dave: what a brexit tackle Gary just made on Barry!
Gary: “laughing”
Barry: “dead”

by Jarvis69240 August 16, 2022

Brexiteer

Am idiot or a liar, or both

Someone who, in spite of imperial evidence, person and collective detriment, and a rise in xenophobia, denies their political choice was to blame. It fucking was!

“Brexit gives us lots of new opportunities and is not responsible for economic decline, further austerity and an upturn in racially motivated hatred.“ Brexiteer

by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Brexit

Brexit is basically just racist

Helps keep foreign people out and makes them struggle to live in the UK by treating them like animals

Tom : "Brexit Is the best!"
Stan : "I don't like u anymore as u are a racist"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas May 9, 2022

Brexit

Giving a devotional in seminary

Alex does not like brexit

by Hshshjehdnd November 9, 2021

Brexit

To agree to ejaculate outside but change your mind at the last minute

He told me not to use a condom because he'd throw up outside, but guess what, he brexited

by Tashrifm August 10, 2021

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024