Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.
by mPotatoLord September 05, 2023
A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.
"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."
"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024
A verb meaning to say "Goodbye" without actually leaving. Usually used in online conversations, when someone says "Good night" or "Goodbye", but still reads messages and replies to them.
A: Yo imma go to sleep. good night yall.
B: Good night.
...
some minutes later
...
C: As I've said, Jeremy, this madman, just fuckin jumped off the cliff into the sea and broke both of his legs when hitting the bottom.
A: Lmao thats siiiick.
B: Yo A is brexiting again....
A: Fuck you.
to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)
B: Good night.
...
some minutes later
...
C: As I've said, Jeremy, this madman, just fuckin jumped off the cliff into the sea and broke both of his legs when hitting the bottom.
A: Lmao thats siiiick.
B: Yo A is brexiting again....
A: Fuck you.
to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)
by mr.language.professor March 21, 2019
Someone who, in spite of imperial evidence, person and collective detriment, and a rise in xenophobia, denies their political choice was to blame. It fucking was!
“Brexit gives us lots of new opportunities and is not responsible for economic decline, further austerity and an upturn in racially motivated hatred.“ Brexiteer
“Brexit gives us lots of new opportunities and is not responsible for economic decline, further austerity and an upturn in racially motivated hatred.“ Brexiteer
by smurphmonkey November 19, 2022
by Dave Dave7 June 25, 2021
F: What's up with the Johnsons, I thought they where leaving.
G: Apparently their child is brexiting.
G: Apparently their child is brexiting.
by Kneggy October 28, 2019
When your having sex with a girl, and you can't decide whether or not to pull out, so you just do nothing instead.
Bro1: Dude me and Shannon almost had a pregnancy scare last night!
Bro2: No way, what happened?
Bro1: Well we spent all night brexiting, and I ended up remaining!
Bro2: No way, what happened?
Bro1: Well we spent all night brexiting, and I ended up remaining!
by BigBoy1432 May 11, 2019