Type of timing

When you're so horny that you need to thurst your 2 inches cock in that pussy.

Damn i need to bust.
You on that type of timing huh Daniel.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen April 13, 2023

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

Louis Tomlinson

Gay. He’s gay.

That’s it. Louis Tomlinson is very gay.

by Hazza Styles January 12, 2021

the Loving Timeline

A 5th dimensional occurrence; a time/space continuum of reality as the perfect experience of connection to Source, the Original Creator of All that Is. The continuous experience of ever-present Love thematically expressed, shared and represented in every Moment, every Creation and every Relationship.

Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.

Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...

Through diligent forgiveness and release she was able to activate the Loving Timeline.

The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.

by theBuffaloDiaries December 10, 2010

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

Tilin

Tilin is a hispanic origin god that controls the earth and rules above all, tilin dies in the tilinera bible because he is lured and murdered by el niño del oxxo

Person 1; Yo is that tilin?
Person 2; amen

by El tilin May 9, 2022

big timing

Walking in to a party full of people you know and saying hi to none of them.

You see Favareau over there? Been here for hours and hasn't even glanced at anything but his blackberry. That big timing ass motherfucker.

by RangerXT February 2, 2010