Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”
Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.
by jgryt February 11, 2022
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Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.
Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming
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Max Payne Thousand

Fine ass baddie. She cool asf and bad asf. Typically used wit da homies.
Person 1: Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over

Person 2: She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho you alr know how im coming
by raawr :| June 22, 2022
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Two Thousand and Twenty

This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.
Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.
by The Real Albert Aji July 13, 2020
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two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 06, 2019
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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 09, 2012
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