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the only thing i know for real (is cum)

CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING

A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES

OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
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Jersey thing

A really, really annoying thing that people from New Jersey say when the do something they can't explain.
Joe: What's a muff cabbage?
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)
by muffinonastick October 19, 2010
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jimi thing

1) n. Dave Matthews Band song

2) n. Something that helps you relax and pass the time by.

Although some Dave Matthews Band lyrics are open to interpretation, a 'jimi thing' in the context of the song refers to some kind of mind altering substance that helps you relax and get through a dull time.

Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "This is a song about getting high."

Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "In England it's a condom."
Sometimes a jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging.
by 13_Superheroes April 20, 2005
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best thing i never had

When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.
"He was the best thing i never had"
by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017
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Thingin

verb, the act of casually dating or having a thing with someone.
Sam: Oh wow! Did you hear about Haley and Matt?!
Lora: No! What about them?!
Sam: They're totally thingin now!
by inventorofthingin April 8, 2011
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boo thing

1. A name to call someone like a boy/girlfriend.
2. Someone you're interested in.
3. You're main guy/girl.
"I'm going out to dinner with my boo thing."
by Sixty Nine January 9, 2008
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i did a thing

there a special place in hell for people why use this phrase
chad:i did a thing
stephanie: go2 hell chad
by kickrocks January 2, 2021
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