CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING
A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN
LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING
A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN
LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022
Get the the only thing i know for real (is cum) mug.A really, really annoying thing that people from New Jersey say when the do something they can't explain.
Joe: What's a muff cabbage?
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)
by muffinonastick October 19, 2010
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1) n. Dave Matthews Band song
2) n. Something that helps you relax and pass the time by.
Although some Dave Matthews Band lyrics are open to interpretation, a 'jimi thing' in the context of the song refers to some kind of mind altering substance that helps you relax and get through a dull time.
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "This is a song about getting high."
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "In England it's a condom."
2) n. Something that helps you relax and pass the time by.
Although some Dave Matthews Band lyrics are open to interpretation, a 'jimi thing' in the context of the song refers to some kind of mind altering substance that helps you relax and get through a dull time.
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "This is a song about getting high."
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "In England it's a condom."
by 13_Superheroes April 20, 2005
Get the jimi thing mug.When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.
"He was the best thing i never had"
by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017
Get the best thing i never had mug.Sam: Oh wow! Did you hear about Haley and Matt?!
Lora: No! What about them?!
Sam: They're totally thingin now!
Lora: No! What about them?!
Sam: They're totally thingin now!
by inventorofthingin April 8, 2011
Get the Thingin mug.1. A name to call someone like a boy/girlfriend.
2. Someone you're interested in.
3. You're main guy/girl.
2. Someone you're interested in.
3. You're main guy/girl.
by Sixty Nine January 9, 2008
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