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Moist Ham

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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by theobomb November 10, 2017
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Moist Wipe

During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed
I didn't just eat that pussy it I gave myself a moist wipe.
by the real poop ninja May 15, 2010
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i saw his harley and got moist

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by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
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So Moist

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.
These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.
Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014
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moist vagina

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous
1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!
by rochman March 21, 2008
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