6 definitions by the real poop ninja
Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.
by the real poop ninja December 30, 2011
During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed
by the real poop ninja May 15, 2010
Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.
by the real poop ninja December 30, 2011
by the real poop ninja January 11, 2009
That bitch agreed to to let me stick it in her brown eye, but little does she know shes about to get a fire in the hole.
by the real poop ninja December 30, 2011
I thought it was cool that my new girl friend was into video games until i walked in on her in the middle of a Mario Masturbation.
by the real poop ninja December 30, 2011