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Wonkas

Testicles. They're underneath Willy, might as well be called Wonkas.
P1: I have a problem with my..you know..wonkas
P2: Ur what
P1: You know wonkas if you know wonking ur willy
P2: Why are u this way
by m0rningpers0n March 2, 2024
mugGet the Wonkasmug.

willy wonkaing

The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.
Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.

Man1: Clutch.
by Ballsdeep123 March 2, 2014
mugGet the willy wonkaingmug.

willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍
by sazzy jo June 2, 2017
mugGet the willy wonkamug.

Wonka Tonka

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021
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Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone
Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda
by Crissythumbs June 8, 2023
mugGet the Wonka Withdrawalmug.

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."
by garbagefight June 30, 2025
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Wonka Willie

To spice up valentines give your wife your Wonka Willie
by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021
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