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internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"
man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.
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internet

A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.
by One little hellian February 23, 2017
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internetable

A term coined by Amalia G. (4) in 2020 to identify devices that can be connected to the World Wide Web.
Is this tablet still internetable?
by Mnjag July 16, 2021
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internet

The giant computer network that even advanced network engineers don't know how it works. AKA "Magic"
man the internet sucks here doesn't whoever own the internet ever fix it?
by knightroto February 28, 2016
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Internet

1. The world wide web, a network of computers and websites all over the world. 2. A vile cesspool of corruption and evil.
by Vic Viper Mk. II March 24, 2004
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internet

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.
by Phoojoeniam September 14, 2003
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Internet

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 18, 2007
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