Yavneh Academy

A pointless school that teaches you pointless stuff. Half the things you learn here aren’t needed in real life. I mean, who ACTUALLY wants to be a biologist when they grow up!? The classes are stupid. The teachers are stupid. The lessons are stupid. Some of the kids are even stupid! If you are looking for a crappy, co-ed school that will not teach you any valuable lessons, this is the school for you! If not, you’re better off going to BPY.

Yoni: Yavneh Academy is the worst school ever!
Jake: Haha, BPY is soooo much better.
Yoni: BPY kids are cheaters!
Sam: Yeah, that’s why I switched to Noam
Jake: Noam!? I rather get run over by a tractor!
Hannah: let’s go Yavneh RedHawks!
Yoni: you are dead to us.

by Empty bag of potato chips June 5, 2018

Penrice Academy

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB

I hate Penrice Academy.

by MargaretThatchersCrustyMinge October 10, 2021

Invergordon Academy

A name for a dark ally that you buy drugs from

meet me in 10 at the invergordon academy

by Michael Siliva May 30, 2018

jesters academy

Jesters academy is a weekly comedy podcast

Man, jesters academy is actually the best podcast

by Steve the plumber January 23, 2019

The Broasca Academy

This is the best type of family anyone could ever have. Though the broasca academy is not related biologically, its bond within the group of friends is much closer than a lot of families. Previously known as “the froggo fam”, the academy was made by Jeffrey as a place for a large group of close friends. If you are in this community, you should be considered lucky because we only have the best and most elite here! It is a privilege to be here.

Person 1: are you in the broasca academy?
Person 2: ofc not, that place only has the best people of earth!

by defnotlily December 7, 2021

Mintlaw Academy

Don’t ever go to mintlaw there are junkies all over

Mintlaw Academy is full of junkies so I wouldn’t go there

by Get in my bed February 9, 2021

Academies of Loudoun

Goofy ahh school that gives everyone depression

“Hey man want to go to the Academies of Loudoun?”

“That goofy ahh depression school, hell nah.”

by DepressionAtACL August 26, 2022