by matxjos September 3, 2012
Get the Classic Citymug. Adjective describing something hilarious or awesome, derived from classic rolls royces, which were both hilarious and awesome.
by Dunky kong October 18, 2009
Get the Classic roycemug. A faithful recreaton of The Legend of Zelda by Nintendo, for the Nintendo Entertainment System. With Zelda Classic, you can create your own Quests and missions.
by Eckels October 18, 2004
Get the zelda classicmug. The Genre of rock that spawned life into all other forms of rock, usually not even coming close to the raw power of classic.
by Daneatsfood March 29, 2004
Get the classic rockmug. The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
Get the Canadian Classicsmug. Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.
by Saccccrrrrdddd October 10, 2021
Get the Ian Classicmug. The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023
Get the Classical Guitarmug.