texas hold'em

the Cadillac of Poker

Quote from Rounders on Texas Hold'em:

There's no other game in which fortunes can change so much from hand to hand. A brilliant player can get a strong hand cracked, go on tilt... and lose his mind along with every single chip in front of him. This is why the World Series of Poker is decided over a No-Limit Hold 'Em table. Some people, pros even, won't play No-Limit. They can't handle the swings. But there are others, like Doyle Brunson, who consider No-Limit the only pure game left. Like Papa Wallenda said..."Life is on the wire. The rest is just waiting."

by Mike McDermott October 19, 2008

League City, Texas

A city of greater Houston. Home of the Clear Creek Wildcats, Clear Springs Chargers, and Clear Falls Knights. League City is home to around a million people. It is a great location because it's only about 45 minutes from downtown Houston in one direction and Galveston in the other. If you live here, you rep the LC. Kids here don't really like it because it's not a major city, but it actually has a lot of great things to offer. A lot of people want to leave the heat and "boredom," but once they leave, they've realized what they had was great. There is no "hood" of League City, so all you gangsters need to pull up your pants and turn your caps around.

Oh, you're reppin' that LC? You must be from League City, Texas.

by iknowright? March 23, 2011

testastical

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries

i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!

by tYLER & lAURAAAAAA August 27, 2007

Textcasm

The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.

Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.

by Billy O April 23, 2008

Texas flashbang

When a man is getting a blowjob from a girl and you cum in her eyes so she cant see then you slap her ears so she cant hear either. You get a brownie and leave

I was getting a blowjob from Carli and I gave her the ol' Texas flashbang

by ducks2019 August 16, 2016

Texas Honey Bear

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.

Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?

by Huragok April 18, 2018

Riding West of Texas

Having sex, but having it a little on the kinky side. This may include, but is not limited to sex chairs, sex toys, lotions and/or creams.

This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.

Girl 1: "What are you doing tonight"
Girl 2: "I'm riding west of Texas. Wanna come?"

by Susie Aberksen January 23, 2008