noun: a telephone conference whereby your life force is inexorably sucked out of your asshole while your ears are assaulted by the droning of some corporate or government lackey. When accompanied by Webex or Virtual Meeting, it becomes the office equivalent of water boarding.
Slave 1: Dude, did you dial-in to the management telecon this morning?
Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back
Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back
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Get the Teele :) mug.A phenomenon in which people who are high on Marijuana share mental wavelengths. This can manifest in many ways including but not limited to; a friend whistles or hums a song that you were just thinking about, says something aloud that you were just thinking, texts or calls you at the same moment that you were going to text or call them, happens to be smoking pot elsewhere at the same moment you are, or you and a friend say the same thing at the same time.
Although these phenomena do occur for people who are not under the influence of Marijuana, the frequency of these phenomena seem to increase for people who are.
Although these phenomena do occur for people who are not under the influence of Marijuana, the frequency of these phenomena seem to increase for people who are.
TEXT MESSAGE:
Dude what are you doin?
-Just blazin' and listening to Derp by Herp&theDerps. This song is so amazing when you're high.
OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING? I'm doing the exact same thing! We've got telecannabinesis!
Dude what are you doin?
-Just blazin' and listening to Derp by Herp&theDerps. This song is so amazing when you're high.
OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING? I'm doing the exact same thing! We've got telecannabinesis!
by Stankmeista July 8, 2011
Get the telecannabinesis mug.A generic term for long range fatal advances. IE: archery, spear throwing, tomahawk throwing, cannons, guns, crossbow, missile firing
The soldiers in the back mainly fight with methods of telecide.
In the battle of Agencourt, the English defeated the French because of their telecidal advancement of the longbow.
The technology of nuclear missiles provides armies the advantage of telecide.
In the battle of Agencourt, the English defeated the French because of their telecidal advancement of the longbow.
The technology of nuclear missiles provides armies the advantage of telecide.
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by eyes May 13, 2005
Get the teleboards mug.To deceive one's boss/co-workers into believing you are telecommuting, and, instead, shirk your professional responsibilities and sleep-in (often through the afternoon and typically after a heavy night's drinking).
My fellow inebriates and I ended up telecasleeping last Friday after a late night's revelry that culminated in our collective incarceration and subsequent jailbreak. Thankfully, my boss was none the wiser.
by j masters January 16, 2007
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