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teched off

A state of annoyance produced by other people's tactless use of technology.
I was so teched off when I saw Ben texting as I told him about my brother's upcoming operation.

We got teched off when those morons sitting next to us at the coffee shop were both making cellphone calls and talking ridiculously loudly.

The professor was teched off when she discovered most her students were gchatting during her lectures.
by Doe Ray July 30, 2009
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tech-stack

Tech-stack is spinster millennial speak for "software package". When a company presents you with a "tech-stack" - go find someone more experienced.
We have no idea what our client needs, but if we present some things to them and call it a tech-stack that'll make it sound much more important than "a set of software recommendations".
by Pork Shank May 10, 2018
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tech-love

"Maybe it's tech-love, but I'm loving all the new 'smart' home devices."
by talk2me-JCH2 December 4, 2022
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microsoft tech support

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?
by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017
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norwich tech

damn, that hick must got to norwich tech.
by norwichtechkid October 24, 2019
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Warren Tech

A school plagued by white asf Hicks and Hillbillies who blast their country music on speakers as they roam the halls and think owning a big ass truck makes up for their tiny ass dick (and it doesn’t). (Relatively sure half of them are inbred). But don’t worry, that’s not all here at Tech! There’s also plenty of white bitches who believe they can fight and spend their parents money on juul pods and booze. If that isn’t enough to satisfy you, there is a legit orgy group at this school. There is little to no connection in this fucking brick prison of a school, and half the teachers are whacked out as fuck. But if you need to take a break from it all, feel free to hit the the juul room.
Hey man, I’m thinking about applying to Warren Tech, do you think I should?”
“Warren Tech? Fuck no! That school is full of inbred hillbillies.”
by Horton_Hears_A_Jew November 8, 2019
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Texas Tech Bellringer

One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.
Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.
by Mr. H December 27, 2007
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