messy tails

The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.

"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"

by Messytails December 01, 2019

fart tail

When one flatulates and flees, the remnants of the noxious odors follow him or her. The tail end of the stink is the fart tail.

Damnit dude, I just caught wind of your fart tail and it fucking stinks. Go sit on the pot you nasty mofo!

by Tommy2tone June 29, 2006

Stu tail

Tucking your dick back between your legs so you have the appearance of a tail poking out. Commonly confused with "the goat". A goat is considered being only the testicles tucked.

Guy1: Dude that chick was so hot
Guy2: she was totally a guy. I could see his stu tail poking out behind him.

by Picklebread June 07, 2015

Tail Job

It's when a tail is wrapped around a dick and moved up and down to make the dick cum.

"In the Yaoi furry comic the anthropomorphic dog gave the anthropomorphic squid such a good TAIL JOB with his doggish tail that i instantly came 15 times"

by Lord RetardedBrick of AstoraIV November 18, 2015

fariy tail

An amazing awesome fantasy anime/manga about a fire breathing human named natsu and celestial wizard name Lucy and a flying cat named happy

Ps:ALL THE GIRLS HAVE HUGE TITS

That girl is from fariy tail has nice tits

by Mr.awesome!!!! March 19, 2015

sperm tail

To smack between someone's legs repeatedly very fast, moving quickly like a sperm tail.

I was walking up the steps when all of a sudden, someone sperm tailed me from behind and I almost fell over.

by killerqueen33 November 20, 2008

split tail

term used to represent a pussy/vagina/etc

"I'd like to stick it in that split tail."

by dankenstein December 19, 2004