When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014
Get the toasted clit mug.Thomas Clarkson Academy (abbreviated to TCA) is a shithole "school" located in Wisbech and is known for its insane teachers, sub-human students and many, many chavs.
The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.
As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.
Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students
*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.
As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.
Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students
*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
"Hey did you hear about what happened at Thomas Clarkson Academy?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."
"Really? Jesus Christ..."
"No, what happened?"
"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."
"Really? Jesus Christ..."
by massivesket287 March 11, 2020
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Thomas Sanders became famous on the dead social media site Vine. Once Vine died, Thomas moved to YouTube, like all the other viners. He's a fucking precious cinnamon roll and he needs to be protected at all times along with his Sanders Sides Ceativity/Roman, Logic/Logan, Morality/Patton and Anxiety/Virgil
by Panic! At The Everywhere October 13, 2018
Get the Thomas Sanders mug.Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.
The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.
by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012
Get the Lap Toast mug.Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"
by YungThomas April 19, 2014
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by MoonMoony March 7, 2017
Get the Thomas Sanders mug."Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."
by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014
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