Bitch You Thought

When someone tells someone something is going happen but than does not happen the person would say Bitch You Thought.

Bob: Im going to beat you in this video game Seth.
*Bob Looses Game*
Seth:Bitch You Thought!

by Bobyellow August 9, 2017

I thought you were American

An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.

Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??

by ☆Gator_Golf☆ February 10, 2022

the yeast of thought and mind

A honorific title for the Globglogabgalab said by him to be his title and or power.

I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thought and mind

by The lord of memes and internet May 31, 2018

You really thought you ate?

It doesn't literally mean you ate something it is said when someone says a comeback that wasn't that good and thought they did something with it.

Did "you really thought you ate?" Sarah with those comebacks?

by Szalover1436 November 1, 2021

you thought

sym. for sike

This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!"

by Kathrine12345 October 19, 2008

you woulda thought tho

A more exciting way to say "No" or "fuck nah" as emulated by folks from The Streets

Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO

by NatPolan April 3, 2016

You really thought you ate

Every middle school material girl when they are losing a fight.

Blonde 1 : I am such baddie Blonde 2 : no you not! Blonde 3: you really thought you ate

by StrawberryGlow March 30, 2022