Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 3, 2023

Thor skywalker

Svensk ”musikproducent” som köper sex av prostituerade tjejer på only fans. Narcissist som är mästare på att ljuga och går igång på 16 åringar. Otrogen mot sina flickvänner och kallar dom galna

Den där Thor Skywalker på insta följer massa tjejer på Instagram. Sitter och runkar till tjejer online

by Jfkdjd December 28, 2023

Thor

It means someone who is a liar and a unfaithful whore

Wow don’t be such a thor

by Mythical_Beauty December 16, 2023

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022

Thor

Someone who is named Thor is a goat usually.

"Wow Thor is such a goat"- The hoes

by T_toGeeked November 28, 2022