goofy chonger

someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.

Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger

by viriondash May 26, 2023

Goofy nigga

A nickname for people named jack.

Mark:"Hey did you see that goofy nigga last night?"
Jessica:"Yes, I saw Jack at the party!"

by MosesOfUrbanDictionary July 1, 2019

goofy as ballz

when someone is really fucked or doin something really fucked thats funny

random jerkoff:haha that girl is really funny
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ

random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ

by slashsbabe_420 June 13, 2007

Goofy dick

When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.

My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.

The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.

by King_shields January 29, 2018

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Goofy face

The twisted face pulled during climax in sex. Can be made by either gender but more commonly seen in men.

Jane: "it was an awesome night last night, right up until when John did his goofy face . I was left waiting for my finish but he fell asleep."

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"Are you coming?"
"Does this look like my Goofy face?"

by Hypoxaemic November 17, 2016

Goofy bro

When someone is being goofy bro.

Yea bro you goofy bro.

by 4k Blasian December 15, 2019