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Bonfire of the Vanities 

An old tradition of burning of any objects that are regarded as sinful or immoral, as if a bonfire fueled by the condemned objects would erase the social problems associated with them.
The most infamous of such bonfires took place on February 7, 1497. The extremist Catholic priest Girolamo Savonarola organized a great public burning in Florence, a burning of what he saw as the frivolities of the Medici reign, and in particular that of Lorenzo de' Medici, whom Savonarola blamed for decadence and immorality (which the zealous priest defined as any art that did not portray Jesus or anything Biblical; nudity and paganism in contemporary art irked his one-track mindset).
While prostitutes were beaten and gay men were burned alive on his orders, Savonarola's campaign centered on the burning of books, paintings, sculptures, cosmetics, wigs, fancy clothing, mirrors, jewelry, masks, playing cards, scripts of secular songs, musical instruments, anything that Savonarola deemed extravagant.

A "bonfire of the vanities" can be as a metaphor to refer to the censorship or ban on "controversial" materials.
The Bonfire of the Vanities was the result of a moral panic provoked by an extremist monk who was horrified by the nudity and pagan/secular images that were appearing in art as well as the perceived extravagance of the Medici, the family who ruled Florence and who was leading this artistic Renaissance and who Savonarola blamed for the economic and social problems that were beginning to plague the city. Any art or literature that he deemed "immoral" had to go.

Eventually, Savonarola's campaign turned against him and he was executed, but his example of censorship is one to be remembered as that matter is discussed.
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Mikar the Vipar 

Originally from Freetown,Sierra Leone. Mikar blew up on the 7th of February 2011 with his chart topper "Feelin' this way". Since appearing at mainstream events such as the annual Chesham carnival he has acquired bare cash and become a hard man from the suburbs of England to live a peaceful life.

Key phrases include:
N1B1

Two Thousand and Vipaaaaaaaaaaaar

Loooooooool

-Instead of cuddling after sex, Mikar heads outside and leaves you feelin that way for a long time.

-He has played over 176 girls as of 2011
Mikar the Vipar enjoys a daily routine of dropping bars, lifting weights and leaving you feelin that way (for a long time.
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yodel in the valley 

He's always yodeling in the valley...
yodel in the valley by Sarah Jane October 30, 2003

The Villages Idiot 

A nickname for Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the shockingly ignorant wacka-wacka gun-nut who has mysteriously surfaced during the last election, much like a turd, in the House of Representatives.
The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!

the vooch 

Beyond superior. What we all strive to be.
Man. I hope that one day I can be like the vooch.

Or, Dad, you got drunk again and missed my soccer game? Why can't you be more like the vooch.

Or, Oh, Reginald. I don't know what else to do. It's just so limp. I just ... I just wish it could get hard, I wish it could be as large as the vooch's.
the vooch by the vooch October 19, 2004

sand in the vagina 

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.
Nadja has sand in the vagina.
sand in the vagina by Bari February 12, 2005

putting out the vibe

A form of sexual, non-verbal communication, whereby the individual leans on a supportable surface in such a way that his or her posterior is extended outwards and facing the individual of interest. This stance is primarily used to gain the attention of a potential mate in the immediate vicinity.
"I'm gonna hang by the bar, put out the vibe."

"You should have seen Colin putting out the vibe last night! The girls were all over him!"