P-T-A

A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.

After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.

by noyoudidnt October 17, 2005

e.p.t.

The Error Proof Test. An over the counter pregnancy test.

Jane thought she might be pregnant, so she went to the store and stole and e.p.t. to find out for sure.

by GurrYo June 11, 2006

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U.

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009

P.T.

A terrifying and amazing horror game that would've been Konami's greatest achievement in horror based video gaming, but upon the announcement it had been canceled, it instead sadly became the basis for the biggest middle finger Konami has EVER given it's fanbase...assholes

Hideki Hayakawa deserves a sexual encounter with Pyramid Head for cancelling P.T.

by Metallicajunkie November 11, 2018

t.y.p.ed ryonwa

Are you dead inside? It’s been scientifically proven that if you searched this, your dead, first it’s type any word..., then ...drow yna epyt, and now this mess. Just go type zxpocviubnytmlrekjwqhgasfd already.

“Make sure the poison is ready”
“Ready”
“Alright headphones on?”
“Yep”
“Any last words?”
Muffled words
“Ok now release the poison”
T.y.p.ed ryonwa

by Boredom Reaper December 20, 2020

T.A.P.

Abbrieviation for (female) Tits, Ass, Pussy.

1) A: Did you get some T.A.P. from her last night?
B: man helllll yea i got T.A.P.

2) That girl's got some T.A.P.

by Afroman and Im from August 25, 2005

W.P.T.

white people's time - an event starting on time versus starting late.

w.p.t. time versus c.p.t. which is colored people's time.

wpt is on time, cpt is late.

by Kxoxo February 15, 2006