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shlongy longy

the form of a really long thick penis.
sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"
by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021
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Saloni

Goddess of beauty and love.

An attractive and charismatic woman.

Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!

Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!

Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly

hey have you seen Saloni?

"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus

Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument

A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!
Saloni is a bombshell!
by A’sbeforebaes November 23, 2021
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beaver salon

A place where women go to get their pubic hair trimmed.
Hey I'm heading to the beach this weekend, better make an appointment at the beaver salon.

Ewww I found a bunch of hairs on the toilet seat, what does she think this is some sort of beaver salon?

Oh girlfrind you better head to the beaver salon with that sasquatch between your legs.
by shaved123 October 31, 2011
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Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
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monster shlong

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!
by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017
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Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple
by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020
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shlong dong

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.
by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008
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