Shipping

Pairing one person with another person, usually happens in TV shows and opular video games, like Xenoblade Chronicles, Pokémon and Zelda Games.

Me: I ship Elio X Lillie.
Shipper who ships lesbians: Well I ship Selene X Lillie that's better.
Shipper who ships gays: lol you guys are idiots Elio X Gladion is the best.
Me: Elio X Lillie is underrated, as should be canon. I really like them as a couple which links to Shipping am I becoming too meta?

by ShiningSunShipper August 6, 2018

cum swapping

Cum swapping is the act of continually exchanging semen between two(2) partners.

After 69ing each other, Steven & Anthony did a little cum swapping.

by thedude777 August 23, 2006

Skipping

When a retard skips your post cause they didn't actually read it.

Damn, some of these editors don't know shit about skipping!

by learningisforthebest February 4, 2014

Starbucks sipping mothafucka

cocksucking business criminal asshole

"Shut the fuck up you starbucks sipping mothafucka!"

by Rapmasta Badass Mothafuckas April 4, 2009

Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

skipping class

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

by Ctfd February 14, 2014

Lite swapping

A form of platonic "wife swapping" in which married or partnered individuals go on intimate dates with other similarly committed people but do not engage in any sexual contact.

Lite swapping has all the intrigue, excitement and thrill of an extra-marital affair but without the guilt, pain and/or embarrassment. It gives couples an opportunity to explore close friendships, satisfy their curiosity and expand their knowledge base with friends and their partners without impropriety.

A group of couples go out for an evening meal and then onto a nightclub. At the end of the evening the couples decide to "lite swap". The men throw their car or house keys into a pile on a table (in order to identify them), with the women each randomly picking a bunch of keys. (If they pick their own partner they must reselect.) The owners of the keys and the corresponding female pickers then pair off and carry on an affair with their "swappee" until they decide to end the relationship by mutual consent.

Crucially, there is NO sexual contact between people in lite swapping. Usually, flirting is also considered unacceptable as this can lead to a sexualisation of the relationship and inevitable problems.

by Davis Matthews January 31, 2008