suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

Suspect

A person who says something strange or often times gay. A suspect is typically children and want to be popular so they say fruity stuff to get laughs. People that are Suspect sometimes (but not all the time) go by the names of: Tiger, Miles, Taylor, Shane, Sean and Velasco. Suspects can be spotted easily on the way they walk, talk and act.

Guy 1: Don't go to Miles' and Tiger's party
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They are Suspect. They plan on Spreading Peanut butter all over each others asses!
Guy 2: I mean I put Peanut butter on my balls and let the dog lick it so It might be the same?
Guy 1: YO YOU'RE SUSPECT!

by Young lemon November 29, 2017

Suspensemissing

When you finally got to hangout with someone whom you really want to spend time with but rarely get time to hangout due to busy schedules has to leave in a 5 to 10 minutes which makes you grab onto him/her tightly as you start to miss them even though their by your side.

Jake- " I have to leave in 10 minutes"
Maddie grabs onto Jake tightly And says "I miss you"

Jake- "I miss you too even though I'm right here"

Maddie- "we'll see each other in two weeks" (Suspensemissing)

by MTfizzles January 29, 2018

suspectassness

When someone is on the down low curious and use a pop culture moment as a tipping point.

Niggas been waiting on the movie Superfly to come to have an excuse to perm their hair and act on their suspectassness.

by WakefieldBlue June 17, 2018

suspenseville

Living in a state of suspense. A place where you wait for information.

-“USPS gave me my tracking number but I still have no idea where my package is.” -“Dude you’re in suspenseville.”

by Barnhart13 October 9, 2018

Suspended

The eerie feeling of having your mind rising off ground while an implicit and sinister outcome is readying to drop. A staple symptom of being alone for too long.

Friend: Hey, did Timmy stay home?
Frienemy: Meh. That whack is stuck on his back, suspended.
Frienemy'sFriend: It must be difficult to not look down.. Lol!

by 64RAMn October 12, 2018

Susperious

To look suspiciously serious, or seriously suspicious

You look very susperious about my new boyfriend.

by MillionMila January 22, 2019