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Sporkie

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
by KAOT November 12, 2004
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sporker

Bob was a sporker because he was holding a spork in his hand. Bob likes sporks. Very much.
by sporker number 572 July 26, 2003
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spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.
It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!
by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
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sporcle

Billy and I decided to sporcle tonight.
by Josh Endy August 2, 2011
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Sporadic E

Irregular scattered patches of relatively dense ionization that develop seasonally within the E region and that reflec­t and scatter frequencies up to 150 MHz. Note 1: The sporadic E is a regular day­time occurrence over the equatorial regions and is common in the temper­ate latitudes in late spring, early summer and, to a lesser degree, in early winter. Note 2: At high, i.e., polar, latitudes, sporadic E can accompany auroras and associated disturbed magnetic conditions. Note 3: The sporadic E can sometimes support reflec­tions for distances up to 1000 miles or more at frequencies up to 150 MHz
I got some nice 6-meter DX contacts with yesterday's sporadic E.
by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 3, 2004
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Sporadic Minstrels

Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.
Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?
by G-Funky April 7, 2007
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spork

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection
by matt sizzle October 17, 2003
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