sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

snundies

underwear particularly male's; briefs

My wife prefers me in boxers over snundies.

by Snundy wearer 0026 July 7, 2010

shundi warrior

A gross Tweaker who will stop at nothing to get a sack of meth!! man or woman

Tom Sizemore!!! hey look at that guy skateboarding with his shirt off at 3 in the morning ! wow now thats aSHUNDI WARRIOR

by MASOOOOOOOO November 14, 2010

Sandi Brenda

Butt sex on the beach

Dude, Pode totally gave her a sandi brenda on Friday.

by Piggons May 16, 2011

sandi brenda

The act of giving one butt sex on the beach. Giving someone a sandy butt, or brenda, through anal sex.

Dude, Pode totally gave her a sandi brenda on friday.

by Piggons May 17, 2011

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

Shundies

Underwear that you keep in the back of your drawer just in case but they are no longer part of your regular wardrobe. IE they are ugly and your partner doesn't like them.

I have a bunch of underwear tucked away that are shundies because my boyfriend thinks they are too saggy.

by anw22 May 21, 2013