Samir

Samir is a reference to a tall nice person who has become a victim (mainly because of short girls)

Guy 1: look what's happening over there
Guy 2: oh no! They made him into a Samir

by Succubus little man November 21, 2019

Dirty Smirnoff

A drink that gets you 'de to the stroyed.'
Get a Smirnoff Ice, drink the neck of it, then add a shot of vodka, a shot of gin and a shot of JD. Then neck it!

I was so smashed last night after drinking 3 dirty smirnoffs back to back!

by Muns August 18, 2010

jerk smirk

The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.

Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."

Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."

Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

smirkish

Another word meaning scandalous.

That's a smirkish ass man.

by Quincy haynes July 27, 2005

smirnoff

best vodka ever....cuz its russiann

i love smirnoff because it tastes so good, mmmmm

by lala69 January 1, 2007

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

smirch

to ejaculate; especially on the face of the recipient

And then i had to run because i smirched in her eye.

by Niggs January 8, 2006