stu

stu (pid)

usually used for an adult male who likes pleasuring himself to animal farts (such as deer fart compilations)
"stu is a bit of a twink"
"nah hes just a bit odd"
by dovethebird August 6, 2023
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Stu Staching

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.

Key Components of Stu Staching:

The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
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OFF THE STU

"OFF THE STU" short form of "OTS". The meaning of the word is "LIE". When you say to someone that you're " OFF THE STU" it means that you're lying. Most of the rappers when they're in the studio to make a song they spitting facts and when rappers not in the studio they not spitting facts so its " OFF THE STU".
Jean : Yoah! Yesterday, my crush texted me.
Paul : Nah! you're off the stu.
by JEANROSS2X August 14, 2021
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STU

the definition of STU is either the yummy food spelt in a different way or it means stfu u dumbass crazy bitch
person 1 : "hey i went to ur house an broke in it yester-
person 2: *interupts*
person 1: STU STU STU STU STU OR SUE
by UR MUM IS WITH ME 24/7 June 17, 2022
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Stu

A drinking event with close friends, usually at one of the group members’ houses.
Tommy: “Yo bro, we gonna have a little stu tonight
Michael: “Bet I’ll be there
by lockertrawler October 17, 2023
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Stu

The word Stu has multiple meaning can be used as: A headass moment, A bruh moment, another way to say “I’m just playing”, to replace the word stupid.

It’s also known as a Studio.

A room where artists work, write, record songs and get high.
Example1: Im so happy right now I can slit my fucking throat Stuuuuuuuu

Example2:
Person1: have a great day

Person2: don’t talk to me like that I’ll slit your fucking throat. Stu

Example3: They found a body with a cut throat right in the Stu
by Sevzen07 December 22, 2022
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Stu

A studio where rappers etc. record their music
Ayo bro imma be headin to the stu cookin some new heat up
by Biggrimeyanxii April 13, 2017
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