stitch

awesome, cool, hip, trendy

Those boots she has on are stitch!

by dakotta December 19, 2004

Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

spritcher

Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.

Get out the room, man! We're in the middle of some raunchy sex. Dude, you're such a spritcher!

by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006

fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.

¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨

by DownerWee January 17, 2009

stretch market

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.

Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

Stricthammer

Similar to the Banhammer, but wielded by parents in an attempt to destroy any potential plans to get high, drunk, or engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

Jonny: Is Nathan coming to the rave tonight?
Casey: No, his parents brought down the stricthammer on him.

by UDLabrador February 12, 2009