stoning

to hide somewhere and whip tiny stones at on coming vehicles the run to safety.

me and my freind were stoning these cars under the bridge

by mike.l July 11, 2006

stone

Jamaican meaning:

Its something used by guys to make their dicks numb so they can have a longer lasting erection.

"Stone, deh pan mi buddy head, so if a gal want it, she have to come inna mi bed" {Jamaican Creole}

by Andr3 August 14, 2006

Stoned

All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.

I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned

by Urban Sage June 28, 2011

Stoned

1. when high, usually high with marijuana.
2. The highest rating you can give something

1. Donald seems really stoned today.
2. that movie last night was stoned.

by Urfaaace January 2, 2017

stone

a cool kid. Who is insanely funny and is caring beyond belief. anyone would be lucky to know a stone.

Unknown: " That kid is so cute! I bet he's a Stone!"

by unknownstone June 17, 2018

Stoneing

An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.

The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...

1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason

Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.

Person A: STONED

2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!

Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!

Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it

Person A & B: STONED!

by STONED! March 29, 2010

Stoned

The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high).
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.

I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs!

-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag

by KFRESHHH July 27, 2009