ninja stomp

The act of stomping a hoe like a ninja

Eric: "Jon lets go ninja stomp that ho on the corner"
Jon: "Ight but while we ninja stomping her lets beastmode dat ho 2"
Ho: "WTF U DOIN TO ME!!"
Jon n Eric: "Ninja stomping u"

by Eric Drury July 4, 2008

mushroom stomp

a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap

Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!

by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

Bro Stomp

To make a fight unfair by recruiting all of your friends ({bro}'s), thereby outnumbering the non-bro.

"This dude spilled beer on my new shirt, I'm gonna call up 10 of my buddies and bro stomp his ass"

by JDub3350 September 30, 2011

Comp Stomp

Technical term from the photography field. A Comp Stomp occurs when a person's artistic sense and visualization causes them to....well, completely copy your photo composition by lining up so close to you that you can feel their body heat and sense a complete violation of human space.

Extra points go to motivated Comp Stompers who practically dry hump you while taking a photo, massage your leg with their tripod, and cause condensation on the back of your neck from them breathing so close to you.

Hall of Fame Comp Stompers will act completely baffled when you protest that they are just a little too close to you for comfort, then inch their equipment a couple inches closer when you are not looking. Photoshop workshop groups are filled with Hall of Fame Comp Stompers.

Of course, a Comp Stomper could go find their own photo location, but why not just copy somebody who is better, or appears to have nicer equipment?

"I can't stand going out to shoot with Tim, all he does is Comp Stomp me after I decide what to shoot."

"Bob is the worst Comp Stomper I have ever seen, his tripod was way too happy to see me."

"Did you see that huge photo workshop Comp Stomping me? I got here 2 hours for sunrise, and all they want to do is crush me because they can't find their own place to shoot."

by oracleofchangeorders December 17, 2013

Waffle Stomp

An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.

“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”

by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019

Comp Stomp

A type of game, usually in RTS games, where human players pit themselves against AI in equal, easier, or harder difficulty levels. Strangely enough, the AI can usually be much harder than a human opponent given how the AI has a knack for attacking early and knowing exactly what to do.

Sadly some RTS players comp stomp with easy games just to boost their win-loss record and not look so bad.

"It's best to play in comp stomps to gain yourself some experience in RTS games."

"I love playing comp stomps in Dawn of War. It's actually challenging!"

"Man some people comp stomp just to boost their record...pansies."

by Skeedler February 12, 2006

Kerb Stomp

When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.

Glen wanted to fuck with Tom, but Tom was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.

by WReCkeD Yo fACe May 27, 2009