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Stewed Tomatoes

Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.

My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
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Sewer stew

Sewer stew is stew you make in the sewer. Any kind of stew works as long as it was made in the sewer. Preferably in a cualdron.
Guy 1: Yo dawg you down to go make some mad sewer stew this week end?
Guy 2: dawg ill bring the beef.
Guy 1: brother you know you would!
by Ganarganar June 14, 2018
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Sailor Stew

A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.
Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.
by lolwilllol April 14, 2008
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Stew blast

A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.
Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.
by Pillow light December 7, 2012
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Shampoo Stew

The traveler's luxury resulting from mixing every single complimentary hygiene bottle provided by a hotel into one all-purpose body and hair cleaning super product. The most common variety consists of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
"After a long day on the road it felt good to hop in the hotel shower and get a good old-fashioned shampoo stew deep clean."

"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
by Rap Game Stephen Hawking December 6, 2016
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anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.
My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.
by Dirty OED February 13, 2017
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Hungarian Stew

A sexual act which involves three persons, one of which must be female. The first participant is the donor and must be male. The donor engages in bare back, anal intercourse with the second participant who can be either male or female. Once the donor ejaculates a load of cum into the passive partner's anus, he withdrawls his penis. The passive partner, who now has an anus full of scum proceeds to spacedock with the third partner, who must be a female. The passive partner squats over the third partner and shits the load of cum from his/her ass into the vagina of the third participant. This mixture of shit and spunk is called Hungarian Stew. To complete the stew, the first partner, the one who fucked the passive partner, begins oral cunnalingus with the woman eating the stew from her snatch.
Ted, Chris and Jennifer were drinking heavily and feeling somewhat kinky. Ted grabbed Chris and bare-backed his ass doggy-style, shooting him full of spunk. As if on cue, Jennifer spead her legs and Chris Spacedocked with her. Ted hungrily gobbled Jennifers shaved kitty gorging himself on the Hungarian Stew.
by Sean Ward October 26, 2006
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