Pompey Steamer

The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

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carpet steamer

when someone, usually a girl, goes down on another girl after she's already had an orgasm(s) causing her vagina to be extra moist.

Jamie, after giving Adrienne an orgasm with her fingers, proceeded to be a good carpet steamer and lick her lover's pussy in hopes of making her come again.

by j'ness October 2, 2006

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Strawberry Steamer

Any of numerous sexual activities having to do with bloody diarrhea, particularly a bloody bowel movement performed above the bare chest of another individual.

The prostitute was hired for a mere two hundred dollars, however, after performing a strawberry steamer she informed me that this amount would be doubled.

by Chance C. June 21, 2007

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