Mexican Standoff

When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.

Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."

by thenotoriousdonut March 27, 2016

sandos

Sandos means suck a ngo dick or somethin...not suck a nigga dick or somethin

A ngo is an extremely l337 figure

Dez ngos wanna know if you gonna SANDOS?

by Khuk March 17, 2004

Stando Powah

Omar's "Legendary" pet

Wow Stando Powah is so good at fighting

by IlikeArsenal121212121212 October 29, 2020

mexican standoff

when you lose face to save your ass.

a possible example of a mexican standoff, is when a football team is losing really bad finishes the game without any major injuries

by trekarp May 12, 2009

sandos

to get your dick sucked

i got sandos from the slut down the street and im planning to score

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

standsy

Standing out, to stand out, attractive

Handsome standsy man

by Contrubuitor urban March 21, 2017

Sandosius

American slang for someone who is a giant weeabo.

Man, that guy sure as hell is a sandosius, all he does is watch attack on titan on repeat.

by WuckFeebs October 12, 2018