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Dead Screening

The act of sitting in front of a computer screen and surfing for information and entertainment mindlessly. A more brain-dead type of surfing the internet that commonly occurs at or between the times of 10:00pm and 2:00 am. The information found while Dead Screening is not usually remembered the next day. To come out of Dead Screening is an impossible task until you cannot think of anything more to search, fall asleep at the computer or are disturbed in some way by a partner, power cut or internet crash.
*FB chat between Friends*
Guy1: sup
Guy2: sup, wuu2?
Guy2: DUDE WUU2?
Guy1: huh, oh dead screening

*In the office the next day*
Guy1: Hey man, what time did you get to bed last night, you look like shit!
Guy2: ooh umm, iunno I was Dead Screening until 3:25 am
Guy1: what did you find?
Guy2: iunno...
by Theata October 9, 2010
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Sheening

Projecting the image of taking charge of your life after obvious public blunders in offensive measures that others view as boisterous ranting and unnecessary ego stroking.
Harley realized that his career and family life was on the downslide and instead of owning up to his sloppy drunken staggering in front of his coworkers, he began Sheening on everyone...loudly explaining to everyone how important he was to the survival of the company and how they all owed him for their success.
by Exmortal March 25, 2011
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screening

To read text on a computer screen, cellphone screen, Kindle screen or PDA screen or BlackBerry screen; replaces the term "reading" which now only refers to reading print text on paper
"I hate reading print newspapers now. I do all my screening online."
by PRwiz101 February 14, 2009
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Serenity Now

World of Warcraft guild.
Asshole Farm.
Current holders of the
"Largest douchebags in a land of douchebags award for excellence in the field of douchebaggery."

Claim to "fame":
1,000 years ago, "raided" an in-game memorial for a real player who had died of a stroke and then made a lame, grainy video to brag about it and generally made asses of themselves on public boards.
Hid behind PvP to justify something done admittedly for cruelty sake.

Have since gone on to do absolutely nothing of interest or significance.

Today: A sad PvP guild of snarky losers with a message board made up of poorly spelled and primarily locked topics. None of which, are flattering to it's members in the least.
While you were all off fighting fifty foot demi-gods who wipe out entire parties in one swing, Serenity Now was laying waste to a small group of players fondly remembering a friend who will no longer be part of their lives
-who barely fought back.
What's next for these titans of war?
Eliminating the ever-looming sheep threat of Elwynn Forest.....(get it? "looming"?)

Serenity Now, where the REAL PvP is.
by Lig Na Baste November 14, 2007
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Serenity

(1) The state of mind where some is calm and placid.

(2) In Yu-Gi-Oh!, Joey's (Jounouchi) blind sister who is born with an eye defect and that is recified by an expensive operation paided for by his brother. Tristan (Honda) and Duke Devlin (Otagi) wants to date or lay her.
(1) Nicholas Abercrombie, the precocious, astute prodigy, express serenity when taking the aptitude test while being surrounding by a myriad of inept students.

(2) Serenity is born with a genetic or congenital defect.
by JoshMiller June 11, 2006
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Sheening

1) Going 24-hours without doing a single thing right. The opposite of Reaganing, which is going 24-hours without making a single mistake.

2) Screwing up in the most spectacular way possible. Complete and utter self-destruction.

Named for Charlie Sheen, who has done both very publicly.
Dude, you were totally Sheening.
by UAllRedENo March 15, 2011
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serenidy

Serenidy
Means war and violence and destruction
Serenity

Means peace,beautiful and calm

Defined by serenidy Lambert
Did u see the new girl serenidy
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