Springfield

Where Homer Simpson lives.

Springfield USA!! =p

by MiKoLovesPho August 13, 2005

Piston Return Spring

a fictional auto part used as a prank

"dont forget to install the piston return spring."

by dtall September 10, 2012

Silver Spring

Located in Montgomery County, Maryland. Known for it's bad traffic, true-to-their-home students, late night drag racing on University Boulevard, a two minute drive from the University of Maryland, and great girls who know how to combine great athletic abilities and good looks into one.

Guy #1: So what's goin on tonight?
Guy #2: Dunno, wanna go chill with these girls from Silver Spring?
Guy #1: Oh hell yeah, they're the best!

by anonymous November 21, 2003

Jerry Springer Show

A Chicago-based trash talkshow hosted by Jerry Springer that emphasizes dysfunctional sectors of American society that includes whitetrash, debauchery, violence, racism and sexual promiscuity incluing homosexuality and incest and often mocks hillbillies. The show uses sound effects such as a cow's moo and a "boing" sound. Audience members sing the "Star Spanggled Banner" when the word AMERICA is uttered. Females in the audience are given beeds when they flash their breasts. The show also features a stripper's pole for the guests or audience members to display themselves.

The Jerry Springer Show is absolutely disgusting--its' my favorite.

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

Springfield Gas Card

1.) A piece of garden hose that is cut off for the purpose of Siphoning gas.

2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.

“Has anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I don’t think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and back”.

by Mopery November 28, 2009

China Spring High School

A 3-A high school in China Spring, TX. The worst place to go if you're looking for support from your fellow classmates and peers! It's filled to the brim with stuck up jerks and preps that are just waiting to cause drama and get all in your personal business. If you want a challenge, and never-ending stress, and ridiculous break times due to the fact that the school doesn't want to lose a single penny on taxes? I happily suggest you go here!

China Spring High School is horrible

by t-dub77 June 1, 2011

Spine surgeon's daughter

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)

Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'

by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010