Spooning

When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).

Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.

by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 4, 2011

spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.

spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY

by computerfreak May 14, 2007

spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.

Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!

by Mecca January 9, 2006

Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.

Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.

by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

Spoons

spoons is an alternate word for weed or marijuana. especially useful in public places or to confuse anyone listening in. it is both a noun and a verb and so avoids the need to say , for example,spooning.

Dude my parents arent home. wanna do spoons?
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons

by pepsin September 17, 2012

Spooning

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.

"Phillip enjoys spooning Elizabeth"

by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006

spoon

back to front.

by far the most comfortable position.

by teevee June 9, 2003