splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

splooge magnet

promiscuous girl

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet

by Carlo999 June 30, 2011

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016