kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver

See kentucky spine shifter youtube

by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014

cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016

cold spine

You don't have any time for snakes and your tired of getting played and tricked by people around and you stress yourself out until you know the truth to whatever problem your dealing with.

I'm tired of having a cold spine.

by Any no outs May 27, 2018

Grand saline texas

A bunch of rednecks trying to be redneck by drinking keystone when in reality they should be drinking Michelob ultra.

“Let’s go ride lawnmowers”
Responds-“HELL YEAh”

Grand saline texas means a whole bunch of Fakes and a bunch of bs

by Grand saline texas January 17, 2020

Navy spinel

a tree

Navy spinel is a tree

by Woah.a.rose January 11, 2021

meanwhile spinel

i personally love steven universe and i know your bored but put a thumbs up if you like spinel and peridot

'makes a steven universe post'
comment section:meanwhile spinel 🌱⛲🕴⛲ 🌱

by imphsycotic April 5, 2023

Shed my dirty spine

Passing stool.

"Shall we get some lunch?"

"Yeah, just let me shed my dirty spine and I'm good to go"

by adlewis82 October 1, 2012