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spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.
by Chris Norton January 18, 2007
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good night spank off

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.
Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.
by MyManEd January 15, 2009
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pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline
Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.
by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006
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spank that hoe

When that girl is naughty you need to spank that hoe
Then at that dudes house they went swimming, she started to take of her swimsuit. He couldnt resist so he had to spank that hoe
by melanthex March 30, 2005
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slankunt

a person who is a slut, a skank, and a cunt in all in one
Courtney Love is such a slankunt
by Beastie D April 24, 2008
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Spankdelicious

When one is so sexy and appealing to ones eyes that you want to spank them on their delicious bum, and possibly even follow them to work the next day, whatever you do is your own problem
Dang bro that girl is so spankedelicious!
DANNNG DOG your looking spankdelicious today!
by Delicious Spank Master October 16, 2011
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Spankas

The word "Spank" in plurial. Spanish and english mixed together to make it more sexy and kinky.

Can be put in a Spanglish sentence.
We are malos chicos, quieren spankas !

You want some spankas ?!

This is what you get for being un malo chico, Spankas !
by hypealieerz January 1, 2012
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