by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018
Get the fake southernmug. When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach
by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018
Get the Southern Waterslidemug. To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.
Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.
Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.
Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
by sleightflow February 26, 2013
Get the southern-biscuitmug. by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Southern Dipmug. The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!
Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??
by AdomC June 12, 2015
Get the Southern Californiamug. by Volcano job October 21, 2009
Get the Southern specialmug. Southern Girls: the best of them all. They might come across as bitchy, but they have a good heart underneath, shaped by years in a solid family with good core values. Southern girls respect their men. Southern girls also date the best men on the market.
Real southern girls don't care about how they spell, particularly on the internet. And no one cares.
Yet you shouldn't be surprised if your southern girl has got a Bachelor's or Masters in English.
It's all cultural.
Southern girls get louder as their boobs get bigger. The bigger the bosom, the louder the girl. No one is really sure why.
Southern girls, more than anything, care about their family and their friends. Southern girls (true southern girls, the ones raised culturally southern) are truly a delight to be around, because you are going to get fed and taken care of.
Real southern girls don't care about how they spell, particularly on the internet. And no one cares.
Yet you shouldn't be surprised if your southern girl has got a Bachelor's or Masters in English.
It's all cultural.
Southern girls get louder as their boobs get bigger. The bigger the bosom, the louder the girl. No one is really sure why.
Southern girls, more than anything, care about their family and their friends. Southern girls (true southern girls, the ones raised culturally southern) are truly a delight to be around, because you are going to get fed and taken care of.
by Mr. Larry Fag Taters October 4, 2016
Get the Southern Girlsmug.