The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip

Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"

by Joe McGinnis April 6, 2019

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

by butterone78 August 23, 2019

Mr. Softy

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012

Salty Cyclops

Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself

In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclops.

by Judicious June 25, 2007

Salty Neck

When one has a neck with a member of the of the opposite sex and happens to have bit of a twist... To begin, the female of the two sexes first has a romantic experience using her lips on another male private region, and she begins to suck passionately until he "Blows his load" as one would say. After this experience for the lady, she then moves onto a different male, with the intention of passing the previous victims fluid into the other males mouth (while he is unaware of the previous events that have occurred.) Hence the term "Salty Neck"

Its a Salty Neck! OMG she necked him after she he gave that other lad a suck! hahahaha

by saohjzbfgbg July 5, 2014

salty dope

A synergistic melange of attitudes combining aspects of being salty while still being quite dope.

Lauren pretended to be showing me a broken nail, but I know she was flipping me off. She's so salty dope.

by HummingbirdB January 5, 2017