Solar flare

Do not search up solar flare fanart on reddit.
Like, THAT'S NOT EVEN LORE ACCURATE!!
FLOWERS, DO NOT REPRODUCE LIKE THAT!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKIBG BEES!
YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOTS!!!!!
i think i have depression now.

Redditor: Solar flare is so hot
Me: I will kill you.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Darp solaring

The act of slamming a rock into your crotch until you get an erection.

Bro my crotch hurts so bad from darp solaring

by Darpsolarer99 July 16, 2024

Solar

Gay ass liar, meatrider dick rider

This guy is a Solar

by Retardant July 19, 2024

The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)

"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

Xavier Solar Eclipse

A solar eclipse but with the celestial object under the name of “Xavier” passing over the moon.

“Is that an asteroid? It must be the infamous Xavier Solar Eclipse!”

by ERICK C. EC April 8, 2024

Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255

Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*

by hypebeast42069 July 6, 2022

Solar Suicide

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.

Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.

by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022