Snowboarding

Using cocaine, speed, and other stimulants, that are in a white powder form together.

Dude we did some snowboarding on the party last night and it was lit!

by Doncidino September 12, 2022

Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024

my snowboarding skillz

the second video uploaded on youtube

my snowboarding skillz is the second video uploaded on youtube

by the kundian May 21, 2023

slowboarders

those snowboarders that take too long to put on their boards and always go slow and fall down

stupid slowboarders

see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile

by awesomebad January 8, 2011

snowlord

An incredibly gay wegret, so gay and wegretish that his skin is perfectly white. They usually live in the frozen swamps of Siberia, and prey on snow geese, snow egrets, and rabid snow monkeys. Most snowlords make a living by selling dried and shrunken cocks to those unfortunate enough to not have been born with one.

Monkey: Shitdood, the snowlord is coming for us.
Monkey's sex partner: Shitdood, we gotta jet.
Monkey: Shitdood, I thought he could join us and make a 3-some.

by Izaak H January 7, 2008

snowbortion

When you think you're going snowboarding but then... you aren't.

Nate thought he was going snowboarding this weekend, but the universe delivered a snowbortion.

by DrLittleGirl May 22, 2018

Snowbird

A man or woman who is happy camping in the snowy bush of Canada

You know that snowbird joe robinet

by Spiffynevada January 19, 2019