shert

After engaging in Anal sex, a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart and sperm comes out (blend of sperm and fart). Often initially thought of as a shart, however after investigating, no shit is present, only sperm.

Last night my boyfriend and I engaged in anal sex. This morning I thought I sharted, but after going to the bathroom I realized I just sherted!

by bobbynut March 3, 2014

Snart

While sneezing, one simultaneously shits their pants; the combination of a sneeze and a shart.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, a man was peeing, felt the urge to sneeze. The sneeze happened and he immediately had to turn around and release a hot steamy shit... a close call indeed. A new word was born, the snart.

by shitstain2999155 May 19, 2014

snart

When someone is snoring, but it sounds like a fart.

Honey you kept me up again last night with all your snarting. You know I can't stop laughing when you fart, but then I realized you were snoring.

by Lips62 August 12, 2016

sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016

skerton

Absolute baller, lad, funny as fuck and everyone wants to be him. Fucking hot fam too

I wish I was a skerton

by Lloydooo January 27, 2017

Sherty

Your main person a best friend

That’s my sherty over there in the black shirt

by Minnesota chicken October 25, 2017

snart

A sneeze that is simultaneously accompanied by the release of flatulence.

Clyde had embarrassing look after a snarting in the supermarket line.

by waldobinney February 26, 2018