Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.

I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.

by vulcangreen December 21, 2008

sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.

"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"

by Jhon K November 1, 2017

Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.

I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.

by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008

puke smoothie

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

by meh July 4, 2006

Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.

I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.

by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016

Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth

“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth”
“You might as well just call them smoothies”

by anamendes July 4, 2018

Smoothie Boob

When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.

Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!

Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!

by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021