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Fish smashing

The act of killing every fish in the game of minecraft or just fucking with them in general
Greg:Bro I think I have a problem
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.
by Sp1cy Boi October 2, 2019
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Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.
"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"
by lara lynn July 24, 2020
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Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
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Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.
by dixluvr January 8, 2015
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Bored Smashing

Bored Smashing is a youtube show made by a user called Plainrock124
guy#1 Hey dude! did you see the new Bored Smashing? He smashes a mario and luigi mario kart live! guy#2 NO HE SUCKS HE SHOULD DIE!!! guy#1 no
by Dr Flug November 4, 2020
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Gallon smashing

When you go into a grocery store and grab two two gallon jugs of some sort of liquid. Then pretend to trip while either smashing the gallons to the ground, throwing it into the air, or a combination. Then when you try to get up pretend or actually slip in the liquid and continue to fall.

More fun then the Harlem shake
by Mcb2223 February 22, 2013
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Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
by DirtyPea May 15, 2012
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